Six panels of pure, unstructured dad energy sit atop your head while you pretend to read a 1971 mining claim map upside down. The curved brim was engineered for maximum squinting at the horizon, because somewhere out there is buried treasure, trust me, and somewhere closer than that is a lukewarm gas station coffee sitting in your truck.
Wear it while you dig holes in your neighbor's yard at 2 AM. Wear it while your wife asks why there are rusty buttons on the kitchen table again. Wear it while you explain to your kids, for the fourth time this month, that finding nothing is the fun of it.
Adjustable strap in the back so it fits your head and your ego equally well. One size fits most conspiracy boards.
Dig responsibly. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
Product features
- Unstructured 6-panel body with low-profile fit for comfortable everyday wear
- Permacurv® pre-curved visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
- 100% cotton shell (except select color blends); sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor
- Adult sizing with sewn eyelets for breathability and durable construction
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
Six panels of pure, unstructured dad energy sit atop your head while you pretend to read a 1971 mining claim map upside down. The curved brim was engineered for maximum squinting at the horizon, because somewhere out there is buried treasure, trust me, and somewhere closer than that is a lukewarm gas station coffee sitting in your truck.
Wear it while you dig holes in your neighbor's yard at 2 AM. Wear it while your wife asks why there are rusty buttons on the kitchen table again. Wear it while you explain to your kids, for the fourth time this month, that finding nothing is the fun of it.
Adjustable strap in the back so it fits your head and your ego equally well. One size fits most conspiracy boards.
Dig responsibly. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
Product features
- Unstructured 6-panel body with low-profile fit for comfortable everyday wear
- Permacurv® pre-curved visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique brass buckle and grommet
- 100% cotton shell (except select color blends); sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor
- Adult sizing with sewn eyelets for breathability and durable construction
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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